We don't want your grass is covered in elf shit. After humping trees i don't know where you wipe yer thingy so im not eating the grass just in case. Before you mention trees no no no, im not adverse to hugging the odd tree but you lot take the biscuit. Im going nowhere near em after you lot finished i may get something stuck to my fur. And im staring to wonder why your mobs are so aggro these days.
Also, were not in ignis cos we have to shower to get the sand out of our fur after been there.
theres nothing wrong with you, we just like to kill, maime pillage you